hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story