And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.