is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor