Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...