I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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