And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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