She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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