you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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