so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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