omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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