Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The power of my boobs compel you
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize
