Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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