I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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