so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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