he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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