she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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