I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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