how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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