I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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