It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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