it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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