So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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