im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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