It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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