He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
