i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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