you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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