so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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