how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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