shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Banned from zoo.
Again?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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