No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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