Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
