I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
