i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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