yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can I color on your dick again?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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