I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?"Ā and "Why tacos?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Let's get the cat blown out
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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