at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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