i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I just found puke in my bra..
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
