I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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