Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
they're like a gay fantastic four
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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