His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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