someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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