I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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