That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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