if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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