On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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