I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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