Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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