I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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