Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Actions speak louder than pants.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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