uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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