I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The Olympian is in my bed