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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

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  team rage. no explanation necessary

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.

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• (310): View more from California

  If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss

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• (516): View more from New York

  If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.

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  HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries

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  ok listen,

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