Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(830): View more from Texas

just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao

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(720): View more from Colorado

What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to

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(302): View more from Delaware

dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

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(260): View more from Indiana

Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(425): View more from Washington

She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.

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(936): View more from Texas

To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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