guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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