I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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