my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
this will be a night to untag.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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