Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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