She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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