I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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