were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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