they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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