Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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