I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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