So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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